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Establish an american branch of your locak Khan chapter. The prairies call for horse raiders! Return to Hun, reject modernity!

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in the sheltered pasturages of the high Wyoming the horsemen shall grow strong and embrace the villages along the Rockies, then drive a great horde east to loot the great bastions on the lakes everyone is so foolishly advertizing ITT

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I was thinking maybe a great lakes state, but…

Missouri has a massive cave network that naturally purifies water and access to several major rivers.

So I’m dark horsing any city in Eastern Missouri.

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Damn, nevermind then

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A decent basement, heat pump, biodiesel-powered air conditioner, or even primitive underground air tunnel will save you from dangerous wet bulb temps. They’re not a death sentence.

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Shit, we’ll have to be a nudist colony…

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Somewhere in Puerto Rico.

I don’t care how much of a bad idea it is because of climate change, white people are a minority there so it’s less likely I’ll be torn apart by nazi hordes.

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It still should get ample precipitation just from westerly wind, even in the most fucked up climate catastrophe scenario. One issue with PR is that food production would be pretty dicey in a supply chain collapse. Without a lot of chemical inputs, you would have to basically farm every surface possible if you wanted to feed everyone already there. But that’s probably going to be true everywhere.

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Too quakey-stormy

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If this apocalypse is nuclear-related the best place would be Kansas City.

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Unironically, Burlington Vermont. As civilization collapses, humanity flounders, and the oceans rise to consume us, Burlington will be a small, placid, island, representing the hope our society once had for it’s future. The rents still gonna be really high tho.

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Propublica put out a consolidation of maps from studies related to climate change impact on the US from 2030 to 2050 and Vermont had a couple of counties that was going to be the least hit. That’s where I’m trying to convince my friends and family to relocate.

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Damn, even after the apocalypse we’re still gonna have to pay rent.

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