Unironically, Burlington Vermont. As civilization collapses, humanity flounders, and the oceans rise to consume us, Burlington will be a small, placid, island, representing the hope our society once had for it’s future. The rents still gonna be really high tho.

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Damn, even after the apocalypse we’re still gonna have to pay rent.

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Propublica put out a consolidation of maps from studies related to climate change impact on the US from 2030 to 2050 and Vermont had a couple of counties that was going to be the least hit. That’s where I’m trying to convince my friends and family to relocate.

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Establish an american branch of your locak Khan chapter. The prairies call for horse raiders! Return to Hun, reject modernity!

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in the sheltered pasturages of the high Wyoming the horsemen shall grow strong and embrace the villages along the Rockies, then drive a great horde east to loot the great bastions on the lakes everyone is so foolishly advertizing ITT

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our fictional apocalypses have ill-prepared us for how the apocalypse (or, as some call it, collapse) is actually going down. i think the mistakes in our predictions are along these lines:

  • that it will happen all at once, as a single great cataclysm
  • that we will experience a collapse in centers of power, and then in quality of life and what might be called “civil” society.

I think I’m preaching to the choir on this stuff, but it’s still important to keep these mistakes in mind. from this point of view we can understand apocalypse as a spectrum that runs from zombies, aliens, the Rapture, solar flares, and nuclear war, on through to oil and chemical spills, crop and livestock diseases, biodiversity collapse, freak cold snaps, financial crisis, and all the policies of neoliberal austerity including privatization of public goods and expansion of the police state. That’s the worst part, is that there are cops in the apocalypse, and more of them as it worsens.

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The Apocalypse is already happening. It’s just that you don’t live there yet.

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I was thinking maybe a great lakes state, but…

Missouri has a massive cave network that naturally purifies water and access to several major rivers.

So I’m dark horsing any city in Eastern Missouri.

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Damn, nevermind then

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A decent basement, heat pump, biodiesel-powered air conditioner, or even primitive underground air tunnel will save you from dangerous wet bulb temps. They’re not a death sentence.

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Shit, we’ll have to be a nudist colony…

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