I knew it! We got a :LIB: in here!

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:soypoint-2: THIS IS JUST LIKE SYBERPUNKRINS GUN STORE

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putting all my life savings in a commodity whose supply/demand can fluctuate widely :centrist:

Scroll down the marketplace page a little bit and there’s a sparkly 90s cowboy I assume is some terrible country musician screaming and holding a bottle of cheap whiskey that supports a charity called Folds of Honor, right next to a not so subtle ad for the KClassy KCozy KCool Fashion Boutique.

Other favourites from the first 3 pages include:

• Battle Tested Hot Sauce
• 1st Sgt. Salsa
• A laser etching company called Ace’s Deals that for some reason has the Starfleet insignia with a drone inside it as it’s logo
• A metal shed company called American Freedom Buildings
• Avalon Meat Candy
• Bad Dude Multivitamins whose logo is a pair of Oakley Sunglasses from the 80s
• Chameleon Concealed Carry Faux Leather Bags

And there’s Chrissy’s Knee Socks which I assume must be some sort of cat girl infiltration trying to take it down from the inside.

It tracks since it “competes” with a company named after a river whose ecosystem is being wiped out by climate change and deforestation.

Conservatives learn what network effects are challenge (impossible)