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When I was in 5th grade I had an extremely vivid dream where if I got a running start and jumped at the correct angle I could hover about a foot off the ground and fly around. The dream was so realistic that for the next week I practiced doing it at recess, but I never got it to work. So yes, I have tried to fly.

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Watch me soar

Half a foot off the floor

Then go zoom

Across a bit of the room

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I had an extremely similar experience but it was hovering down a flight of stairs. Feet together, 1 foot off the ground, hovering down the stairs and around the corner of the staircase.

To this day I swear it felt real. It’s only logic that makes me think it was a dream because the memory is that vivid. Must have been 4 or 5 years old at the time.

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Yeah same, I asked around a few years ago on the Web and apparently its a common dream for kids to have. No idea why.

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You were being abducted by aliens

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:scared:

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Maybe maybe!

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i frequently have dreams where i can fly like a bird by flapping my arms, then i sort of swim through air

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I have these semi-regularly, usually while hung over. My brain comes up with some sort of logic for it but as I wake up it stops working

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happy frosted bread day!

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Whoever is running his twitter account now is actively working to make him look like even more of a fucking loser lol

:picard-troll:

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He keeps alternating between acting like he’s in the cell from Oldboy and talking to ghosts.

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just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

checkmate, globeheads

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Me when I throw myself at the ground and miss

:yuri:

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:gigachad-hd: jump off a cliff to try out

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he believes he can fly, he believes he can touch the sky :shrug-outta-hecks:

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