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It would be really funny if he keeled over from a totally non-intentional heart attack and made hordes of :frothingfash: riot and loose their shit.

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Most likely people to kill Trump right now are people who would prefer the even more evil DeSantis to be the leadership.

In fact, if you killed Trump you’d mega-galvanise the right’s support for him behind a political assassination. Much like the right wing spike that occurred when Shinzo got doohickeyed :the-doohickey:

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Much like the right wing spike that occurred when Shinzo got doohickeyed :the-doohickey:

Wait what? I know the left is weak in Japan but how did they not use that to their advantage?

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:hypersus: i didn’t think of this. Now this fucker is making me hope he doesn’t die for 4 years so the fucker in Florida doesn’t take over

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Trump as harm reduction candidate :doomer:

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that is what peak performance looks like

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He’s going to live to be 101 and baffle medicine since his diet is nothing but filet o’ fishes and diet cokes.

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The fact that ultra rich have access to top tier medical treatment (despite doing everything that would speedrun an average Joe to an early death ) is extremely ominous

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I once read this thing about the old Saudi king. Just chainsmoking Marlboro ultra lights. Taking viagra so he could still fuck. A team of doctors working on him every day like morlocks tending to their ancient machines. It is depressing how long that monster lived.

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It’s probably mostly genetics responsible for him living this long

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Same joke my coach in high school used to make when he thought one of his athletes was too fat

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:thicc-trump:

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TCU Local 408

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