He’s going to live to be 101 and baffle medicine since his diet is nothing but filet o’ fishes and diet cokes.
The fact that ultra rich have access to top tier medical treatment (despite doing everything that would speedrun an average Joe to an early death ) is extremely ominous
Same joke my coach in high school used to make when he thought one of his athletes was too fat
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:hypersus: i didn’t think of this. Now this fucker is making me hope he doesn’t die for 4 years so the fucker in Florida doesn’t take over