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go ahead. post another “take”. tell me that eating hot dogs is ableist. say jackbox games doesnt center bipoc voices. accuse a famous person of grooming their younger spouse. come up with a woke way to say race mixing is wrong. call me gay for liking dessert.

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If you’re being brainwashed by comedians, you’re a fucking dingus

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:sweat: yeah uh-huh i would never internalize Carlin or Hicks haha

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Those seem pretty ideal. I downloaded a lot of knowledge about the world from Louis CK for a while. Had to go rewatch a bunch of his shit after the sex pest stufd dropped so I could sort out what to deprogram. And as a teenager I learned about relationships and sex from Comedy Central Presents and a bunch of the movies that that channel aired. And learned about race as a white kid in a practically-still-segregated town from Kat Williams and Carlos Mencia. It was real bad.

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Late Carlin was more political diatribe written by one of the funniest people/better wordsmith out there than jokes but he could do that cause he also did jokes, had the chops to make it still funny regardless and had genuine insight. And that was after he had a 30 year career of being a bit more silly. He had a finely honed craft before really diving down that road. Anyone trying to be George Carlin is a pretender to the throne at best. It’s arrogant to even attempt what he was doing near the end of his career before getting really really really good at comedy first. Now it’s why people attempt stand up in the first place.

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Comedians are the true philosophers

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I think the eternal iffy but overall funny dude Norm MacDonald had a decent dunk on that where he points out that’s really insulting to philosophers and points out its a real ass field that people work their lives on. They aren’t in comedy clubs cause they’re busy reading philosophy and learning shit.

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Ubermenshcen drive like this and Untermenschen drive like this

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oh dam they finally got a hexbear subreddit?

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materialism is when you get kicked out of a club because it is actually impossible to saw someone in half and put them back together

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Magic is anti materialist because rabbits don’t come from hats

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Thesis: there is nothing in my hat.

Antithesis: I will now pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Synthesis: it was magic.

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