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materialism is when you get kicked out of a club because it is actually impossible to saw someone in half and put them back together

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Magic is anti materialist because rabbits don’t come from hats

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Thesis: there is nothing in my hat.

Antithesis: I will now pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Synthesis: it was magic.

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My uncle stole my nose when I was 4

I will kill him and take his nose one day

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Almost nobody has less of a right to say “touch grass” than I do. However,

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I would say something along the line of “touch grass” but I’ve met foreign leftists in the wild that said stuff like this. Still remember that nyc anarchist saying fitness culture and Hallmark films were fascist and reminiscent of Nazi Germany. How those people expect to have their ideology penetrate the rural US and the South is a mystery to me.

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Okay but hallmark films are fascist

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Yeah but my mom likes them

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They don’t. They have nothing but sterile contempt for most Americans, especially the rural and Southern ones.

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Having known plenty of them who are comrades.

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Hallmark films are terrifying though

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Nice I was at work when I replied I was hoping someone would post that link

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do - do they think that magic shows have real magic happening instead of illusions and sleight of hand?

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real harry potter hours

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