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I prefer to believe this is talking about the witch from warioware

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Wasn’t Ashley in the original RE4 modelled after Chelsea Clinton?

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I know Ashley is very annoying but I wouldn’t go that far

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wasn’t she explictly a child in that story. Western consumers of Japanese media strike again

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She was still a college student, she just looked like an anime fetus with giant ears

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Apparently her birth year is listed as 1984 :1984:

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oh I assumed she was 15 based on her appearance, voice and behavior

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But how could you miss her BALLISTICS and big ass that both Luis and Leon commented on?! :awooga:

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2 points, 1.) Ashley is still a babe in the remake and she has fucking jiggle physics on her big boobs. and 2.) Biohazard 4 is still there, unchanged, you can play that instead.

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But I cannot harrass her by peeking under her skirt and cause her audible distress, checkmate communists :kubrick-stare:

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My “I look up the skirt of pre-teen girls” t-shirt has people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

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23 points

Ngl, I hope that RE 9 is about Leon’s presidential run after he marries Ashley, with the game ending when Umbrella successfully assassinates him after he’s elected.

Then RE 10 can be about how it’s her turn.

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