Clothes are Biologically Determined.

ABCAB

Assigned Business Causual at Birth

Business causal, my favorite epistemological dress code.

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Testosterone is stored in the necktie

Fuck I am so glad I do not live in Texas Holy shit. What a fuckpit. It’s the department of agriculture you gonna stop women from wearing denim and boots when they gotta go to the fields? Utter transphobic bullshit.

After the revolution, dress codes of any sort will be the first things abolished

Anyone making posts about how good Hugo Boss uniforms look will head to the wall wearing knock offs.

Hugo Boss uniforms looks great against the wall though

Out Germany, USSR, and the US they had the 3rd best uniforms

Anyone caught complaining about another’s clothing will be killed on the spot, unless that clothing is Nazi memorabilia of some kind, in which case that person will be shot instead.

Is it acceptable to carry squares cut from fascist flags as handkerchiefs? I have a frequently runny nose.

only if it’s a trophy from an actual fascist, cant buy/make it yourself

Does this mean I cant mock NJR the fancy lad anymore?

if he still dresses like that when we have him breaking rocks in arizona then we’ll issue a special pass to bully him

:I-was-saying: I was fighting for a better future (cats are required to wear a little cowboy hat)

:kitty-cri-screm: all cats are beautiful, cowboy hat or no. let them be free

Sorry, all cats are ACHBM - assigned cowboy hat by me

What about like workplace health and safety stuff lol

Kinda feel like thats an obvious thing to enforce more stricktly tbh

Thick-weave grey jumpsuits for everyone!

Big osha violation if anything. Women in my trade have to wear “masculine” clothes because everyone has to wear worksite safe clothes

obviously the next step is forbidding women to work in trades where “masculine” clothes are needed

Is he literally talking out of his ass?

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