Anytime you see a marble bust profile picture on Twitter you’ll pretty much automatically have to scrub your brain with soap afterwards
Okay, it’s just some marble bust guy in his bedroom jerking off about an idealised rural lifestyle he will never lead, blah bl-
BREAST MILK ICE CREAM
:data-laughing:
babe! it's 3pm! i'm off to eat your breast milk ice cream for an hour again!
:gigachad: :speech-l:
“It takes me an hour to wolf down a tub of breast milk ice cream. I also need to do this everyday btw” - Least deranged marble bust
This man does not have sex for an hour, nor will he be reading a book after.
Lmao this person has never worked on a real farm. I’m guessing his ‘farm hands’ would be doing most of the work then.