Anytime you see a marble bust profile picture on Twitter you’ll pretty much automatically have to scrub your brain with soap afterwards

Lmao this person has never worked on a real farm. I’m guessing his ‘farm hands’ would be doing most of the work then.

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They can’t even do consistent formatting this mfer would die so fast trying to be a subsistence farmer.

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Did marble bust roman guys live off adderall and craig’s list breast milk like sigma grindset freaks do today?

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The breast milk thing is so weird. That shits for babies but they think that’s manly and alpha? Lmao

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Have wife

Wife make babby, sex and milky

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57 points

This man does not have sex for an hour, nor will he be reading a book after.

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44 points

sex for an hour immediately after eating dinner

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18 points

Bad use of imagery 👎👎👎

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Okay, it’s just some marble bust guy in his bedroom jerking off about an idealised rural lifestyle he will never lead, blah bl-

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM

:data-laughing:

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Yeah wtf?

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Especially when he presumably has dairy cows. Also why does he need to slot an entire hour for ice cream.

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38 points
  • 5am: breast milk
  • 6am: breast milk
  • 7am: b-breast milk
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4-5pm: swim in breast milk

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11 points

“Swimming Pools” but it’s about breast milk

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