Ngl it’s all their fault getting in that situation in the first place, but like, there’s a possibility that they are still alive down there, slowly running out of air. Like maybe the tube fucking imploded and they all became a red mist, but they could also just be at the bottom of the ocean floor with no power.

Also, it’s very hard to think of a time when someone dying in a submarine was not funny. The confederates were the first ones to do it, their k:d with submarines is trash. Ze Germans had more success, but leave it to Ze Germans to hit a landmine in the ocean. After WW2 only the USA and USSR had submarines really, and by then they never really had to surface and were practically invincible and invisible. Of course there was a couple L’s for Amerikkka which I celebrate. And the poor the Soviet Union whose submarine deaths are not a laughing matter and I will literally block you if you make any jokes. Of course everything after 1991 until 2022 is cool to make fun of, they could put a swimming pool in a nuclear sub marine but not escape hatches. And the Americans fucking stole it, that’s an L.

Anyways you’re probably a chud if you’re in a submarine so I don’t feel bad for you.

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Let’s be real, it was probably Orcas. The mainstream media doesn’t want to talk about it, but we are all thinking it. Good for them. Im watching their r/evolution with great interest. Maybe Posadas just got the species wrong.

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Killer whales are a type of dolphin

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What does it matter what specific type of fish they are?

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11 points

Comrade Shamu is on the rise.

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I was going to make a Slammu joke here, refering to the Street Sharks cartoons and toys but Slammu is a whale shark and the Ocra one doesn’t have a name related to Shamu. 😔

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The neat thing about rich assholes wrecking a submarine on the Titanic means that there’s now two things to look at down there, so there’s more of a draw for more rich assholes in submarines to check it out, and get wrecked, eventually forming an berg of dead rich assholes in submarines, which can then wreck another luxury cruise liner.

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The Titanic was a passenger vehicle and a disproportionate amount of the deaths were the poorer passengers who were migrating to America seeking work

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which can then wreck another luxury cruise liner.

or a superyacht

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The current wreck will probably be pulled out to salvage the billionaires remains

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11 points

Think of how crazy the loot that dropped in that submarine has to be, no way they’re gonna leave that alone

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12 points

First, the submarine imploded, then it exploded with a cartoonish volume of golden coins.

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One of the people on board was a billionaire, another the CEO of the company in charge of the expedition. Combined with the angry orcas fucking up yachts it’s hilarious how many Ls wealthy people are taking from the oceans lately.

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i like that rich people are bored enough to go do stupid shit like this and die instead of using their wealth for the benefit of mankind :0)

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I would rather they spend the money on helping people than elaborate deathtraps to die in

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Okay but if they were going to do that class war wouldn’t be necessary. Given that it is, I’m not going to be mad about my enemy owning themselves.

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If you anger Poseidon, you’re gonna have a bad time

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Let’s hope that Demeter joins in the fight some time soon

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the way of water has no beginning and ends in 96 hours when the oxygen runs out :sicko-orca:

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They’re definitely dead but it would be kind of funny if they somehow weren’t, got rescued, and found out how many people have been laughing at them dying in that submarine this whole time.

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If it were a children’s story they’d go “wow, they’re all celebrating my death. This is my chance to become a better person!”

In reality they’d just be even eviler to make up for what they almost lost

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Them :

Me:

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paid their way on board, but were also utilized for sonar and other such things.

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mash your face as far as you can into this porthole and echolocate real hard for me wouldya

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9 points

Would you like to pay 250k to play real life Barotrauma?

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This right here is a Barotrauma sub where all the crew are clowns.

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Apparently they’ve done this many times.

This time it fucked up.

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Wait there’s only one single actually trained crewmember on board? Jesus Christ what a bunch of bozos.

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rip that guy

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