This isn’t the first time this happened. She also stretched out all my dark magician girl t-shirts by wearing them all at once and asked me who was cuter. This is bullshit.

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your wife truly loves you and it is cute how she discards your fashion crimes without hurting your feelings…

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Is that what’s she’s doing? I need to hide my millenium puzzle necklace before she destroys that too.

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this also works … Hid them all … maybe hide them in a Box next to the trash or you could dig a hole and bury them … its important that you find a place where they are non accessible to you and to her… this way they are Safe and she also has no motive anymore…

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You need to get some clothes that match your wife’s stats. She obviously has way more than 4000 def

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How dare she

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just wear them in the dryer for a lil bit

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