This isn’t the first time this happened. She also stretched out all my dark magician girl t-shirts by wearing them all at once and asked me who was cuter. This is bullshit.

Sounds like you found a keeper.

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would you rather have stretched jeans and a wife with a dump truck ass or unstretched jeans and a wife with Hank Hill ass? I know which one I’d pick

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False dichotomy. I want my pants back.

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11 points

Those are pretty cool pants, I dunno

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29 points

this post gives off major dirt owl energy wtf

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5 points

w2c?

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just wear them in the dryer for a lil bit

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