This isn’t the first time this happened. She also stretched out all my dark magician girl t-shirts by wearing them all at once and asked me who was cuter. This is bullshit.
would you rather have stretched jeans and a wife with a dump truck ass or unstretched jeans and a wife with Hank Hill ass? I know which one I’d pick
11 points
29 points
this post gives off major dirt owl energy wtf
Sounds like you found a keeper.
your wife truly loves you and it is cute how she discards your fashion crimes without hurting your feelings…
Is that what’s she’s doing? I need to hide my millenium puzzle necklace before she destroys that too.
18 points
You need to get some clothes that match your wife’s stats. She obviously has way more than 4000 def
