“Cat lady? Cat lady? No, we don’t work we that, folks, we are cat MEN. Big men, strong men and we love cats. Have you seen my cat? His name is Mr. Chubby and he’s FAT, he’s huge! So big. But we love him, we love big beautiful cats, we love them! Ah but the lyin cheatin democrats, they don’t they hate cats. Laughin Kamala [crowd boos] Laughin Kamala, have you seen her? She doesn’t have a cat, she’s too weak to. Only the strong can work with cats. Strong like we used to be, we used to be so strong - when I was in North Korea do you know what Kim Jong Un said to me? He said ‘Donald, he knows me by my first name, he said Donald how come presidents don’t have cats anymore like Bill Clinton?’ And I told him we’re fixing that, we’re fixing that starting now! [crowd cheers]”
It is pretty funny that Trump went through so much shit to come out stronger and even survived a political assassination, only to pick a VP who has made their campaign a joke connected to couch fucking.
What kind of cat? A big grumpy looking Orange Garlfied looking cat seems really appropriate but also too on the nose. How about an absolutely adorable Grey kitten that ends out totally loving Trump and he holds it over everyone.
Maybe a different big kitty, Joe Exotic kinda exhausted the weirdo with a tiger thing for a bit. Or maybe a small dog that he insistently calls a cat.
feral raccoon that he refers to as a cat and fully destroys mar a lago’s interior
Trump loves wearing navy suits. Most cat hair would show up on navy. Black cat hair would be the hardest to see. Thus, he should get a black cat.
Please don’t. No cat deserves that.
He just needs to fuck something bigger than a couch so JD doesn’t make him look beta
This has to be AI, right? Because if it’s not then I may end up spending my life savings on this, that looks amazing.
