Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

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How dare you try to poison people with flavour! Everyone knows a proper cucumber sandwich is a single layer of cucumber slices (skin removed) between two slices of white bread (Use as a guide). If you’re feeling particularly daring you may add a small pinch of salt and pepper but be careful not to over season, you wouldn’t want to make something tasty by accident!

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between two slices of white bread

It needs to be thin white bread mind, not thick.

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lol

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they didn’t even describe an authentic version with daikon and pate spread

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i was the one trying to vaguely approximate a bahn mi from memory, my b

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you got really close to what i think is the prototypical recipe, no shade. i just really like the daikon and pate spread.

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authentic

ok what are you replacing the baguette with?

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Bahn mi are so goddamn good

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I was at a farmers market once and bought a transcendentally good Banh mi from a food truck. They’ve never returned to the farmers market and I’ve never seen them anywhere else.

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Hell yeah they are!

I’ve been wanting to do one that’s basically the same as what I outlined, but vegan. I was thinking maybe if I take portabello mushrooms I could slice them on a mandoline to get like really flat mushroom rounds, roast those, use the jus and bits that won’t slice flat from the mushrooms to make a vegan gravy, and have like a “roast beef” banh mi

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English people eat butter sandwiches.

The more common version throws a couple of pommes frites in there so they can pretend it isn’t just butter between slicea of white bread.

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I used to eat butter and jelly sandwiches when I was a child. Would the Brits crucify me for adding jelly??? Is it too spicy

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You got a license for that jam butty?

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my favorite is when they put a piece of toasted bread between two slices of untoasted bread

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I thought that was an extreme poverty thing? Extreme poverty being another pround :ukkk tradition?

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“I say, this boiled tapwater is a bit… aggressive, don’t you think?”

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