Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
they didn’t even describe an authentic version with daikon and pate spread
> add some seasoning
> wtf is this monstrosity
mfw england
> conquer half the world for spices
> refuse to use any of them
engl*nd moment
to be honest, i doubt the spice trade had much of an influence on english prole cuisine
Wouldn’t want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
Too busy slobbering on Cock-a-leekie
If you went to an English tea room for afternoon tea
Well there’s your first mistake
@buried_treasure@feddit.uk yo what up with your taste buds homie?
LMAO
What,got a douche tea infusion up your ass,Mr Gammon?
Fuck right off with this snobbish language elitism you seasoning averse,wannabe aristocrat,island living fuck.
Your fucking “lAnGuAgE” doesn’t deserve a lick of respect,Mr “I’m so fucking superior because I was born in the delusional ruined remnants of an empire of evil”.
The fucking gall on this one,to turn up their fucking pig snout nose at AAVE as if it’s some crime against god and their beautiful pristine language! I hope that when you die,they bury you right next to Maggie so you can both nourish yourselves with warm piss for an eternity in hell, you worthless goddamn Anglo!
Go slobber all over your precious fucking kings genitals or whatever it is you do for a national pastime in that rain soaked shithole you live in.
Damn, you don’t even recognize your own language when it isn’t in received pronunciation dialect? You must be fantastically stupid.
This probably the most embarrassing comment I’ve ever read here. I can only assume that you are currently dying of shame right now.
I don’t speak … whatever language that is
this is shockingly racist for a casual response to banter
You people are proof that the western century of humiliation has already started in this country
The only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.
I’ll acknowledge Imperial Standard English as the true branch when I’m six feet under, rotted a hundred years and not before.
Holy shit mate why are you such a fucking dickhead? You sound like the kind of dumbass that would’ve participated in the fascist riots
Stop embarrassing the country by being such a racist fucking lampshade lad
‘Awright, me ol’ mucker! I ain’t got the foggiest bleedin’ clue wot you’re bangin’ on about! Proper sorry, but I’m as British as jellied eels an’ a pint o’ bitter, I am. If you want me to sort ya out, you’ll ‘ave to natter in proper English, right? None o’ that foreign gobblederemoved, or we’re in a right two ‘n eight, ain’t we?’
horifically
Butchering the Queen’s English, are we? Please report for remedial condescending primary school.
I’d much rather eat jellied eels
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