inb4 “if it’s legal it’s not a crime”

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I know of an exploit on a horribly designed website for a national car park company that would allow me to write a script that would effectively give me and anyone else i know free parking for ever for all car parks administered by this company in the country (which is a lot of car parks).

So i’d do that

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I love that you have a very specific and arguably moral crime in mind, and it inspired this post.

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tbh, i was inspired by a post with the same title while lurking on reddit. i have a rule about not posting there though so i bought the conversation here

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The law does not currently prevent me from doing anything I want to do.

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Man, I gotta brew something up in case a Crime Day comes up.

I’d like to do some proper money laundering but I’d need dirty money first. Idk, if skill wasn’t an issue, I’d hack the bank and erase my debt? No, make the bank owe ME.

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Illegal Legal immigration.

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I didn’t even think of that. i could apply for US and EU passports

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Why’d you go for a US passport considering their globally reaching tax laws?

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I would move to Scandinavia, maybe Denmark or Netherlands.

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it might be legal but you still have to deal with security

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