it’s a little known fact but the pilgrims got to the americas via golf cart
These people just own their own golf cart. How weird is that? They have like golf cart dealerships. There’s golf cart maintenance shops.
a family friend once let me drive their golf cart around for funsies. i’m a really bad driver and accidentally ran it into a fence. it started making really strange sounds so i quickly drove it back and parked it. other people were using it that day too so i think someone else caught the blame. this is my contribution to white genocide
ha I was a caddy back in highschool. You could coast as fast as you wanted in neutral. And this was in Appalachia so the course was literally on mountainsides. The proshop was closed and I was flying down a hill looking for straggers. I flipped the cart, bent a wheel. and puttered back with the wheel going “SQUEEEE” the whole way.
I parked it in the cartbarn way in the back and when it rotated back out i was all “how’d that happen”. did the same thing when I didn’t set a parking brake and a cart coasted into someone’s f450.
On my last day, I took the door off it’s hinges and parked a golf cart in the middle of the proshop.
White people with golf carts: Is this public transit?
when the revolution comes again to Florida it’ll be hilarious to see the Ken/Karen kart kavalry og the Villages
