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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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So funny how they all thought it was Iranian super soldier assassins and it turned out to be just a lone 20-something groyper.

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hotspur [he/him]@hexbear.net
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He totally didn’t do any of this.

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I don’t know, the way he jumped at the chance to maybe be an action movie character, only to execute it with childlike enthusiasm and ineptitude, rings very true for this type of guy

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Yeah man sentries don’t pick a position and reinforce/camouflage it, they stand right behind their presumably normal-strength door with 30 guns on a table, occasionally peeking out the blinds. You’re basically an operator.

Also lol@ him just leaving his family at mini-golf, just noticed thag

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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He got the bat signal from Trump’s ear getting blown off and said fuck your mini golf you stupid little shits to his kids.

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Eyewitnesses say the vice presidential candidate then jumped into his car before accelerating out of the parking lot so fast that his facial features appeared to become distorted by the speed. Security camera footage from the venue has corroborated this account:

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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there was a split second where I was worried that last sentence was going to go in a The Mist direction

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FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Every JD Vance receiving news story involves him interrupting family moments. The other one was when Trump called him in to tell him he was gonna be VP and he told his son to shut up about Pokemon. That’s wild.

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ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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The man just wants an excuse to not spend time with his kids

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