How do I convince my baby to sleep more tactically?
With this it’s now not gay to be a good dad anymore.
Beyond how stupid these are in general the implication that you’re using a baby in lieu of a kevlar plate has always made me uncomfortable lmao
7 points
10 points
Kid needs to get it together or else a bogey is gonna find the weapon cache hidden in the crib.
Have you given them a copy of Art of War yet?
6 points
Wrong camo pattern for the environment. You’re dead anyway kiddo
Swaddle your next kid in A-TACS AU-X
6 points
That kid has nothing to fear from any foe. Their cuteness is a formidable weapon.
