How do I convince my baby to sleep more tactically?
6 points
Wrong camo pattern for the environment. You’re dead anyway kiddo
Swaddle your next kid in A-TACS AU-X
4 points
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SMDH, the Feds banned baby silencers.
6 points
That kid has nothing to fear from any foe. Their cuteness is a formidable weapon.
sit the baby down (you might have to help with this) and simply explain slowly and clearly until they understand. this approach may take some time though
also what a super cute baby you have!
With this it’s now not gay to be a good dad anymore.
Beyond how stupid these are in general the implication that you’re using a baby in lieu of a kevlar plate has always made me uncomfortable lmao
7 points
