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My baby (4w) refuses to consider the tactical implications of how much noise they make while sleeping(hexbear.net)

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How do I convince my baby to sleep more tactically?

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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With this it’s now not gay to be a good dad anymore.

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WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Beyond how stupid these are in general the implication that you’re using a baby in lieu of a kevlar plate has always made me uncomfortable lmao

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LeninsBeard [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Crowtee_Robot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Kid needs to get it together or else a bogey is gonna find the weapon cache hidden in the crib.

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Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Have you given them a copy of Art of War yet?

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Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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SMDH, the Feds banned baby silencers.

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impiri@lemm.ee
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Wrong camo pattern for the environment. You’re dead anyway kiddo

Swaddle your next kid in A-TACS AU-X

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