Kid will probably grow up to be a chud
This kid will 100% either be a radical leftist or fiercely apolitical. Nobody grows up with parents this stupid and obnoxious about their political views and end up adopting the same ones with any sincerity.
Then I’d assume their parents aren’t this annoying about politics. I went to school with a lot of religious kids with religious parents, and the one underlying similarity was that those kids and their parents had fairly healthy, enjoyable lives that didn’t revolve solely around politics. Evangelical christianity was just another thing they did.
Me and my main (read: only) close friend had one thing in common, our parents were absolute AM radio Brietbart-reading psychos who couldn’t live their lives for an hour straight without getting mad about politics, and we both moved far away from their positions.
A future failson is born
I mean, most of us are named after bible names, might as well US presidents to the list. That sounds on point
The worst part is he thought of naming him Donald, a perfectly acceptable name, and then went for the much worse option anyway.
I dunno, John Wayne Gacy turned out to be pretty successful