It’s so fast that they might send it across the ocean and I wouldn’t know until it’s too late. I’ve retreated upstairs so it can’t directly hit me but it’s going to collapse the support beams regardless.

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NO

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The Chinese are so brainwashed they’ve never even seen this picture of 九/十一

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China found a hotel full of foreign nationals and crashed a train into it for NO REASON

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Xi was multi-track drifting a high speed commuter train for funsies racing his friend and it went off the rails and smashed into my business that sews little MAGA hats for Beanie Babies and now I want compensation.

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There has to be a decent amount of adults who bought into the Beanie baby fad that are now trump supporters, right?

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Huge overlap.

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I’d love to see some real numbers on this. Why are the sociologists sleeping on this important field of study?

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You should write to your representative. This is a serious cause for concern

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What if it went through my garage and smashed my FreedommobileTM

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🛻

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It’s so much faster than my car that it could easily outrun me in a chase. That’s terrifying. F*ck China.

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