It’s so fast that they might send it across the ocean and I wouldn’t know until it’s too late. I’ve retreated upstairs so it can’t directly hit me but it’s going to collapse the support beams regardless.

19 points

What if it went through my garage and smashed my FreedommobileTM

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17 points

🛻

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It’s so much faster than my car that it could easily outrun me in a chase. That’s terrifying. F*ck China.

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You should write to your representative. This is a serious cause for concern

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Xi was multi-track drifting a high speed commuter train for funsies racing his friend and it went off the rails and smashed into my business that sews little MAGA hats for Beanie Babies and now I want compensation.

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There has to be a decent amount of adults who bought into the Beanie baby fad that are now trump supporters, right?

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Huge overlap.

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I’d love to see some real numbers on this. Why are the sociologists sleeping on this important field of study?

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I dunno babe, upstairs might not be safe either. It’s going so fast it could probably launch into the sky when it goes off tracks.

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My uncle (who is not racist IDK why everyone keeps saying that) one time was hiking in the mountains of the West and he says he saw a feral Chinese high-speed train stealing picnic baskets from terrified campers.

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