It’s so fast that they might send it across the ocean and I wouldn’t know until it’s too late. I’ve retreated upstairs so it can’t directly hit me but it’s going to collapse the support beams regardless.

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There was a video posted on hexbear one or two years ago showing a train in a city that looked like it had a track built to run through a building. The train was painted like a dragon.

It’d be pretty neat to try drugs and watch a dragon 9/11 a building every hour on the hour.

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Why the hell would I want high-speed trains to get to work faster? I want to delay the inevitable in traffic as much as possible!

Oh, wait. I work from home. I live at work! Nooooo!!

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“… collapse the support beams…”

if you’re referring to the horizontal ones, you’re correct. but if you’re referring to the vertical ones, then it’s “support columns”. i’m sorry but i’d get an itch if i hadn’t said that.

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Ofc, everyone knows that support columns are only vulnerable to jet fuel

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The horizontal ones that run above my kitchen. I was studying them and they’re very vulnerable to Chinese trains.

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how did you study that

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4 points

Looked at it real hard

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The Chinese are so brainwashed they’ve never even seen this picture of 九/十一

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China found a hotel full of foreign nationals and crashed a train into it for NO REASON

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NO

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