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My dad let me use his Costco card to buy groceries, and I found these things called Aussie Bites

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Jesus fucking Christ they’re good, I’ve already eaten like five. Why the fuck have those Kangaroo fucking colonizers been holding out on us with this shit???

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Gang_gang [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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youre gonna have brutal shits my dude. my friend in fifth grade was at my house and ate all our aussie bites. once he had a taste he couldnt stop. but then boy was he sorry

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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They’re basically “ANZAC biscuits” from WWI, you can make them at home if you eat too many and run out.

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glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Ohhhh I was like “wtf are aussie bites?”, can confirm ANZAC biscuits are the fucking tits (but we should change the name probably).

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I do kinda like the WWI association, if only because it explains why the cookie isn’t a traditional “flour, sugar, and egg” style cookie because it had to survive a long journey by sea.

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SteveHasBunker [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Good! I was worried I was gonna run out and have to sneak back into Costco

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skeletorlaugh [he/him,any]@hexbear.net
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I thought it was gonna be kanga meat ngl, and that shit is delicious

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Sus_fecal_testes [it/its]@hexbear.net
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What are they like?

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Sus_fecal_testes [it/its]@hexbear.net
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is that crunchy, crispy? sweet, savory? nutty? squishy? cummy, gushy? squirty?

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ComradeMikey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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i laughed because i forgot serving sizes were a thing

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Quimby [any, any]@hexbear.net
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They sound like dog treats. What are they?

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gloomyroomy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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If a dog likes it, it has to be good

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Cysioland [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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brb, going to eat some poop

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