Ok, I just had the best idea for a horror movie:

Imagine if ghosts were real. Sounds like a standard ghost movie, right? WRONG!

Imagine if every chicken, cow and pig you’ve ever eaten suddenly decided to haunt you?

MOTHER. FUCKING. CHICKEN GHOST ARMY.

I’m going to be so rich. :party-sicko:

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In the climax the protagonist manages to beat back/stop the swarms of chickens, cows, and pigs and thinks its finally over but suddenly

Every bug, bird, reptile, and animal that died for the land and land for feed for the animals that were eaten come pouring over the hilltops

:party-sicko:

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The end of the movie is when they feel safe a fucking polar bear ghost bursts through the window oh shit now the global warming casualties are joining in too

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