Ok, I just had the best idea for a horror movie:

Imagine if ghosts were real. Sounds like a standard ghost movie, right? WRONG!

Imagine if every chicken, cow and pig you’ve ever eaten suddenly decided to haunt you?

MOTHER. FUCKING. CHICKEN GHOST ARMY.

I’m going to be so rich. :party-sicko:

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Pet Cemetery 2: KFC “They’re not clucking around” “It’s thyme to fry”

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Ok, but if I eat a chicken leg, and someone else eats the rest of the chicken, who gets haunted? Surely a chicken ghost can’t haunt multiple people simultaneously? Would I be haunted by just a ghost leg? Would the ghosts organize and assign each person ghosts based on total mass eaten? Kinda makes it less scary if there is a whole ghost bureaucracy.

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Is this a revolutionary act or a beaucratic one? If this is something like, idk, Santa Claus where everyone is being judged periodically and gets an appropriate punishment/reward then yeah it wouldn’t be that scary. But a bunch of pissed off ghost animals going after anyone who eats meat while making an example of the worst participants would be S P O O K Y

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Of course they can haunt two people at the same time, they’re ghosts lol

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So basically what happens when you attack a chicken in Zelda?

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This but much gorier. Think more like the turkeys mauling Kenny in the South Park Thanksgiving episode from the first season.

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In the climax the protagonist manages to beat back/stop the swarms of chickens, cows, and pigs and thinks its finally over but suddenly

Every bug, bird, reptile, and animal that died for the land and land for feed for the animals that were eaten come pouring over the hilltops

:party-sicko:

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The end of the movie is when they feel safe a fucking polar bear ghost bursts through the window oh shit now the global warming casualties are joining in too

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