The more I look at it the more I’m weirded out
What are those walls
What is that thing on the left on the platter
The dudes in the back look respectively like a hitman and a vampire; the ones in front like fucked-up comptrollers working in a defense-related industry
This is not enough food for the two of them
Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness
Is that an airplane hangar in the room behind them
What is happening
It’s the McDonald’s at the Pentagon
Like a tiger wrapped in a shark wrapped in a bomb
The thing on the left is probably an apple pie… apple pie and fries. Weird.
“Our polling suggests people respond well to Trump’s affinity for McDonald’s. They say it makes him seem more relatable and human and less of an robotic algorithm run by polling data. Why don’t you try to do something with that?”
“Oh…right…”
For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.
Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.
“I enjoy food from the establishment colloquially known as the Golden Arches, as do my fellow Homo sapiens that reside within the United States of America.”
