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Plot twist: it really was a cup of coffee, John Arbuckle ain’t no fool. However, the vet caught Johnny Boy after hours at the dog shelter, and now his secret’s out. Garfield knew, and assumes it’s Odie based on the shit he’s seen go down at Casa Arbuckle.

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What kind of rude asshole just chugs someones coffee without asking?

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Jonathan Q. Arbuckle is an absolute wanker and this is a known fact.

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Q?

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I think it’s supposed to be like, prenatal vitamins or something.
But it’s dog cum.

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he made all of that up because he couldn’t just say “yeah dude drank dog cum”

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If that were true, that would be by far the most nuanced joke in the entire run of the comic. Garfield jokes very specifically never require the reader to have detailed knowledge of anything to get the joke. Dude absolutely just thought he was sneaking a dirty joke into the comic.

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