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OK this is comedy gold, imagine having a hackable kill switch on every soldier in any army.

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Well, apparently only the knobs on twitter having orgasms over the thought of killing thousand of Chinese people with the push of a button, and not a single person within the PRC, ever thought of that.

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1337 h4x0r skills killing entire armies

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Getting paid billions by Ukraine to use my jailbreaked PLA licensed death toggle on every soldier in the Russian army

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A killswitch that can be foiled by removing one’s helmet. Brilliant. Foolproof.

The funniest shit is the comments in the vein of “wtf this is CRAZY it makes no sense, what is the CCP thinking by doing this???”

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but helmets keep you safe on a battlefield, you’ll die if you take off your helmet!!

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Life imitates art, yet again.

:che-laugh:

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“What are we, some kind of peoples liberation army?”

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Oh the clothes pins? Honestly seems pretty standard for military parade discipline.

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