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Sorry, Noah, but that’s just not realistic. The adults in the room are talking, and we’ve decided that only a six state solution is acceptable. A hexagonal coalition of ursine states. In the very center where they all meet will be a hexagonal table where the hexbear council meets.

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Only six? Are you really thinking about this seriously? 51 States. Imagine it. We will call it New Burgerland and impose McNugget law.

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I support a 3 state solution:

  • Palestine
  • New Palestine
  • Democratic People’s Republic of Palestine
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the Palestinian Union, if you will.

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The United States of Palestine might get USA backing

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Maybe around the same time the US backs the United Mexican States?

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But Noah, why would having three Palestines be better than just one Palestine?

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If number go up is good for capitalism, it must be good for international diplomacy.

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PALESTINES GO UP

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A Palestine for every Palestinian and each a seat on the UNSC!

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Well does he consider the colonists returning to Europe to be a form of ethnic cleansing?

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undoubtedly

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The idea that it would be on the table is freak-brained and speaks to the Zeitgeist in ways that the author surely didn’t intend. The same way you don’t have to mention inventing a time machine to go back and kill Hitler probably isn’t going to be the main focus, you don’t have to mention that ethnic cleansing isn’t a good solution.

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“have you tried three state solution AND ethnic cleansing?”

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People get paid to write this shit holy fuck

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The main problem is not them lying and being paid to lie, it’s that they actually believe this crap. Catching a liar is easier than overturning someone’s ideologie.

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