TheBigCat [none/use name]
Larry King was a lib, but he seems like he was a good lib. And just icing that nerd Rubin on his own show to talk to his grandson(?) is too good. Also, forgot about Dave Rubin but he’s one of those smug pricks I wanna hit in the head with my torque wrench.
Not quite the answer you’re looking for, but I’ll shoot. Die setter with a plastic injection company. It can be stressful with our schedule, it’s physically taxing (sorry knees, sorry back), and it’s dirty as hell (you never quite wash the grease and oil off your arms)…BUT it’s fun in a way, you have to be mentally present, it’s a great workout (I’ve never been in better shape) and it’s interesting. Not saying you should move to the Midwest to make plastic car parts, but manual labor can be really enjoyable in the right circumstances. Plus you can play with tools which are essentially toys with the right mindset (“oh boy I can run to the hardware store for a new ratchet! I can’t wait to work with it!”). Just my two cents.
“Hmmm…we lost an election that was basically symbolic and the worst I might ever face is getting kicked off social media for saying the gamer word…I know! Better start an insurrection and get myself hunted down by the largest surveillance state that’s ever existed!” These people are fucking rubes who literally can’t log off or just ignore cultural shit they don’t like.
Love to be 18 years old, seeing some of the harshest combat in human history and going home to bury my trauma in liquor and a facade of a marriage. I’ve studied WWII for a long ass time and even had a job interviewing the old boys that fought and they’re still emotionally fucked from what they saw and did. These pricks who think that WWII was some noble crusade can fuck all the way off; it was a bloody struggle to stop (or at least mitigate) fascism. I hope to God we never have to do it again but, oopsie doodle the Soviet Union collapsed and the US is teetering on the edge of going all blood and soil so…yay. Maybe Millennials and Zoomers will be seen as worthwhile subjects once we’re all fucking traumatized from barbaric guerrilla warfare.
My man has never had sex with a woman much less done a good job of it. If my wife has more than one or two it’s typically time to tap out. Like, love muscles get tired lol and fast. 13 orgasms though?! At least make your lie believable!
The most historic year in history?! COVID is bad but it’s not exactly this epoch defining moment. It’s an historical year sure, but the most historic year in recorded history? Fuck off Black Mirror you bunch of pseudo-intellectual ninnies. 2020 was a bad year for a lot of people, but to think it was the worst time for mankind reeks of historical illiteracy and narcissism.
I’ll lend some old man advice, because I feel like an old man seeing these questions from high school kids (also, good for you for not being a lib like I was at your age):
“Hi this is sergeant asshole with the US Army is this TheBigCat?”
(Tired, sleeping in, cocky from summertime sex) “Uh huh.”
“Have you considered enlisting?»
“I wouldn’t die for this country or any of the slobs that live in it.”
“…Fair enough”
Never got another call.