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danwritesbooks

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What do you get if you cross a cow and a rooster?

Roost beef.

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Why do cows eat grass?

For the moo-trients.

It’s dumb, but my God does that make me giggle.

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I’m hoping this will be the case. I’ll see how the land fares over the next few weeks.

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Really getting into Dennis Lehane this year (ha), read Shutter Island and midway through Mystic River. I knew the Shutter Island ending, but still a great read and Mystic River has me firmly engrossed so far.

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Well I have plenty of that. Thanks.

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I pulled out about 5 gigantic aganthus plants over the last few weeks and now I want to raize the ground so it never grows back. Of course I can’t do that, so any alternative suggestions? I plan on evening out the ground it was on (possibly with a retaining wall) and grassing it for a play area for my little one but in the team time I want to make sure it doesn’t start growing back.

Does weed killer or whatever work on that stuff?

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I want to hang a tyre swing or swing from a tree in the backyard, does anyone know what kind of knot and what kind of rope I should use to tie it to the limb?

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Finally moved into my house and finally got to cook in a kitchen for the first time in 2 years. I made a honey chicken stir fry with brown rice and added some jalapeno sauce to the marinade. Delicious!

Now I need some quick and easy and healthy ideas for tonight…suggestions?

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I’ll take a look at their rates. Thanks.

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Any recommendations on a service I can use that isn’t paypal to send money to the USA? TorFX seems to have good reviews and no fees which is a win.

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