it’s actually high fructose corn syrup, dad

sorry

mods get em he’s not one of us. everyone knows that socialism is when no iphone.

this articulated is why “freedom” “of” “speech” is libshit

i was talking about parasite with some friends and my roommate chimed in that he didn’t like that movie and thought that it was overrated. so i asked him why he didn’t like it and he told me it was “unoriginal”. then i asked him what he thought was unoriginal about it, and after getting flustered for a bit told me that he just didn’t like the korean language. when i mentioned that that sounded kinda racist, he smugly told me that he didn’t like chinese either which made it okay. when i told him that that also seemed racist, he accused me of gaslighting him.

I’m sad

good bitch

do i want to go to work? no

will i go to work? yes

will i do any work? no

9/11

chud humor is just taking things that are unironically good and pointing at it while smirking at it smugly

while everyone else just stands around confused

have you soaked or jumphumped for a friend