Joined an hour ago and this is their 2nd comment

:fry:

Cuz the alternatives, god is evil/there’s no god at all and life is ultimately meaningless, are pretty deeply depressing. :cowboy-cri:

True Centrists get to be in all 4 houses. 😎

Hey Lois

Diarrhea

I found 2 generic store-brand flavored sparkling waters that taste exactly like cherry and raspberry slurpees. :pog-dolphin:

The Dirty Dozen

This is what happens when you strike a lib’s nerve a little too hard lol, especially when you go after the holy act of :vote:ing.

I had to switch to an alcohol-free mouthwash due to a similar problem.

Among the first people they posted (And thus implying their level of responsibility) was the fuckin’ Chapos all in their own dedicated tweet loooooooool :chapo-boys:

I’m surprised she could type that with her hands surely full of mommy’s double-fridge ice cream.

(Not a fat joke just to clarify.)