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Yeah I think I’ll stop tapping on. It’s now worth it to cop a fine instead.

Un-normalise the word normalise.

Maybe the particles don’t want to be found.

It’s a Philips Amara View, a CPAP mask that works really poorly with beards like that. He should consider swapping to an intranasal mask with a chinstrap. To own the libs.

Am I missing something or is this really the bare minimum of a joke? Is the only “comedy” here that tan is also in the word tangerine? You could rearrange this and have cos lettuce instead, right?

I don’t mind paying for public transport, but $4.50 or whatever it is 1 way is a rip. If my flat of four went out for a night, that’s $36 there and back, at that point just get a private uber.

It’s a public good, pay for it with public taxes. If everyone’s tax dollars are going into it, I’m sure it’d attract more usage. Less traffic, less pollution, what’s not to like?

Anyone know of a good adult vocal coach in Melbourne? Specifically musical theatre? I’m in Heidelberg, so the closer the better…

Jennens, they’re platform shoes to give me a few extra inches in height.

Guess “name and shame” might be particularly accurate here

I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.

In Australia.

The incoherent ramblings of the ill informed.

I think most of the people you’re yelling at don’t actually eat animals. It’s not “don’t do it in front of me”, it’s “don’t do it”.