Too many br*nds at the grocery store, I can’t decide, why do we need 14 br*nds of laundry detergent? Destroying br*nds is essential for the revolution.
There will be one br*nd of soup. One br*nd of soap. One br*nd of orange juice.
Lenin’s Own Orange Juice. A man we can trust.
staring at the thousand and one brands of ass wipe tissue on the endless wall of disposable paper products, questioning the need for five different package size options per brand, with near infinite variations of extra-soft multi-ply double-count percentage-extra-free limited-seasonal-edition…
:xi-plz:
Buy a washlet seat for your toilet and set yourself free comrade.
plus your bum will be so clean. I hate using paper now. Feels so unhygienic.
feels so unhygienic
cause it is.
imagine just wiping your hands off on a towel with no water let alone soap after squeezing a bunch of shit through your fingers and thinking “all clean!”
Nationalizing Amazon and using their infrastructure to have a giant “order shit” superstore online is the dream. Imagine just being able to request toilet paper or shampoo or basically any non-perishable and you just press a button and the government just delivers it to you, free. Just do some sort of check system to stop people from buying a million rolls all at once, and you’re good.
Amazon proves that Central Planning works extremely well and is very cool. Thanks Jeff, we’ll take it from here