I love you guys, but some of you are just fucking weird.

Also remember: Never lick your finger to turn the pages of a book, only boomer nazis do that.

This post sounds like it was written by some honky colonizers who likes dogs.

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White people be like: I like dogs

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Bu-Buh, Imma cat person

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UwU

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OwO

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it is fun to see what random things people here have incredibly strong opinions about

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The struggle sessions just never stop

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The dialectics in motion

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I firmly believe that “bus driver” as a specialization is needless, and if you relied on passenger to pilot the metal slugs through downtown, it would happen.

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I firmly believe that “bus driver” as a specialization is needless

Bruh, no. Those big-ass things are definitely hard to navigate, and you should thank your bus driver for every ride you get.

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Yeah recently I was driving and observing this huge ass bus in front of me and I was like, boy, if I drove that bus in these narrow streets I’d have probably completely demolished half of these cars.

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i firmly believe that it is in everyones best interest to keep me as far as possible from the wheel of a bus

i have a tonne of respect for bus drivers

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this would work if the volunteer driven bus was followed full time by a professional tractor wrecker to help un-stick it when somebody drives it over a curb or jams it underneath a low overhang

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The lengths some posters go to not have to touch grass

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Same here. But apparently, some people do have that weird take.

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no worries, there’s not really much risk of running into that kind of hot take haver in an organizing situation they’re too busy screenshotting twitter or whatever

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Gardens are cool but lawns should absolutely be destroyed.

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Like eighty percent of the people in this country who have lawns do not do anything to maintain it other than mow it. The vegetation is natural. There are like ten trees on my family’s lawn and there are tons on everyone else’s. Does fucking everyone else on this site live in the middle of Nevada or something? Is it just that nobody goes outside? How did this weird conception of what a lawn is even start?

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hi, you may not be familiar with california, a mediterranean climate home to roughly 1 out of 4 americans, but most people in single family homes seem to feel obligated to have a flourescent green patch of turf that they pay someone else to mow using a highly polluting gasoline mower and literally never set foot on.

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Ooooo, my favorite is when people (boomers) get really lazy so they just cover their fucking lawn in plastic turf.

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My experience was that Californians are big fans of gravel and cactus for yard cover

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:hoxha-turt: damn this is a cool emoji, never seen this one before

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Lmaoo, perfect

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