I love you guys, but some of you are just fucking weird.

Also remember: Never lick your finger to turn the pages of a book, only boomer nazis do that.

29 points

You seen texas man? Anyplace in the american southwest? Fucking 105* out, 0% humidity and people are watering some irish grass wasing more water than most places on earth in the middle of a drough.

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29 points

Fuck lawns.

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Just spread a bunch of clover seed. It should outcompete the grass and you won’t need to cut it.

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10 points

Lawns are actually nice.

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I agree with the rest but lawns suck, you can have other plants and trees. Lawns are fugly and weird and boring and need too much water and reminiscent of anglos.

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You don’t actually believe that cultivating a garden, with a space that you can hang out and chill (aka a lawn) is something that is unique to “anglos”, do you?

This is a joke, right?

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Boooooo

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36 points

Wrong.

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downbear

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Reject concrete, embrace dugouts

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Lmao, we cant’t do that under communism though, because that would require access to soil.

Soil is bourgie decadence, I’ve been told.

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Soil is half of a fascist mantra. Therefore, it is #canceled.

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What if it’s “Cum and Soil” instead?

(yes I know :bonk: )

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Socialist housing would be about fulfilling people’s needs by creating inviting and fulfilling living spaces conductive of human well-being. Gardens would be an obvious component in this, with private gardens connected to communal gardens being a likely way of doing it.

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Vegetables are bad. Pave the earth.

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