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"Communism is when we abolish yards, gardens, lawns, and all live in concrete pods".

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I love you guys, but some of you are just fucking weird.

Also remember: Never lick your finger to turn the pages of a book, only boomer nazis do that.

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AlephNull [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Reject concrete, embrace dugouts

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Lmao, we cant’t do that under communism though, because that would require access to soil.

Soil is bourgie decadence, I’ve been told.

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Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]@hexbear.net
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Soil is half of a fascist mantra. Therefore, it is #canceled.

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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What if it’s “Cum and Soil” instead?

(yes I know :bonk: )

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WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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it is fun to see what random things people here have incredibly strong opinions about

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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The struggle sessions just never stop

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LeninWalksTheWorld [any]@hexbear.net
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The dialectics in motion

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Nagarjuna [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I firmly believe that “bus driver” as a specialization is needless, and if you relied on passenger to pilot the metal slugs through downtown, it would happen.

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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I firmly believe that “bus driver” as a specialization is needless

Bruh, no. Those big-ass things are definitely hard to navigate, and you should thank your bus driver for every ride you get.

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Pezevenk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yeah recently I was driving and observing this huge ass bus in front of me and I was like, boy, if I drove that bus in these narrow streets I’d have probably completely demolished half of these cars.

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RandyLahey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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i firmly believe that it is in everyones best interest to keep me as far as possible from the wheel of a bus

i have a tonne of respect for bus drivers

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nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.net
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this would work if the volunteer driven bus was followed full time by a professional tractor wrecker to help un-stick it when somebody drives it over a curb or jams it underneath a low overhang

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kulak_inspektor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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But comrade, is licking your finger not fascist?

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Just tried licking my finger, do not feel very fascist.

Maybe I just need to read more theory (without licking my finger of course).

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TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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What if the theory is finger-licking good though?

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Dammit

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SiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Give it minute, you’ll be a fascist in no time

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RandyLahey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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:hoxha-turt: damn this is a cool emoji, never seen this one before

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Lmaoo, perfect

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Spike [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Vegetables are bad. Pave the earth.

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