Answer his questions until he turns to leave
Then when he says “Actually, there’s one more thing”, I would break down and confess
the columbo gender video is immensely funny to me, and I love threatening people with the columbo dimension.
Actually there’s, just one more thing. ( pulling a boiled egg out of his pocket )
is seducing him a realistic option?
That will only work against you. You’ll think you’re seducing Columbo, but he’s seducing you.
Just when I thought I escaped Columboposting on the sbfp subreddit…