15 points

:greensicko-laser: The ride never ends!

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12 points

“these edibles ain’t shit”

The edibles:

Death to America

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11 points

Is there a secret level of rich people weed like with coke and fent that I’m not aware of?

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14 points

If you buy an edible from a dispensary run by a white woman who looks like jerky in a sun dress, you’re not gonna die, but you’re gonna feel like you are.

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8 points

Duly noted. Too bad it’s still not recreational in my state so I have to rely on my buddy with a card. Also a state that excludes a ton of the qualifying conditions that other states have. At least it’s medical

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When I got my medicinal license in 2004~ the doctor that interviewed me and my three roommates had a cannabis leaf with a psychedelic background on his desk. I told him I had back pains from working a manual labour job

“Oh I see… and sometimes you have trouble sleeping because your back hurts? Yes?”

“… yeah, absolutely.”

“Ok, you’ve also got insomnia.”

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7 points

I fucking wish

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