15 points

:greensicko-laser: The ride never ends!

permalink
report
reply
11 points

Is there a secret level of rich people weed like with coke and fent that I’m not aware of?

permalink
report
reply
1 point
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

If you buy an edible from a dispensary run by a white woman who looks like jerky in a sun dress, you’re not gonna die, but you’re gonna feel like you are.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Duly noted. Too bad it’s still not recreational in my state so I have to rely on my buddy with a card. Also a state that excludes a ton of the qualifying conditions that other states have. At least it’s medical

permalink
report
parent
reply

When I got my medicinal license in 2004~ the doctor that interviewed me and my three roommates had a cannabis leaf with a psychedelic background on his desk. I told him I had back pains from working a manual labour job

“Oh I see… and sometimes you have trouble sleeping because your back hurts? Yes?”

“… yeah, absolutely.”

“Ok, you’ve also got insomnia.”

permalink
report
parent
reply

Oh look, an actual job for capitalist innovation! Things lasting too long so you only have to consume them once is a problem that the free market has actually proven very capable of solving.

permalink
report
reply
12 points

“these edibles ain’t shit”

The edibles:

Death to America

permalink
report
reply
7 points

I fucking wish

permalink
report
reply