You just need to practice. People say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but I would say the first 1000 hours gets you 80% of the way. You would be really good after a year or two of solid practice.

As someone who also likes being alone, it’s not the same. I need to be away from other people completely to fully unwind. Too many things moving around and distracting me in a space like that. I almost certainly have undiagnosed ADHD, though. It extra sucks that I’m homeless for the foreseeable future.

Humans are fucked and we just have to come to terms with it. Like coming to terms with one’s own mortality. Unless some massive collective movement to fix shit springs forth from literally nothing, the Holocene epoch will come to a close and the earth will move on without us. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t guillotine the rich or anything. Just don’t get too worked up about shit you can’t do anything about.

A chud would almost certainly just freak out and call the cops screaming that antifa was committing biological terrorism or something. They might feel some kind of oneness with other livings things for the first time in their lives but I feel like their only reactions would be fear and hatred.

You can use controllers with phones and computers, though.

PSP modding was awesome before smartphones were actually useful. I played a ton of old games. Many emulators even had ad-hoc multiplayer. Also hundreds of hours of Monster Hunter.

Biden will just compromise and only allow oil drilling and logging in every other 40 acre parcel, creating a checkerboard pattern with the unexploited pieces designated as an Eternal Divine Wilderness. It will be hailed as a major ecological victory that 8.35 million acres have received the highest yet protections while the entire thing looks like this. And then the Republicans elect the founder of 8coon and mandate DNA tests for everyone, genocide the non-whites, and turn the entire country into a parking lot with oil derricks.

Wait, that’s a bi thing?

I just found out I’m bi, then.

But not plastic bottles because Coke would assassinate the entire Canadian government if they tried.