If you think S1 holds up, wait until you get further in. TNG S1 is pretty jank with the worst writing of any season.

Electric can openers seem like peak capitalism. A can opener is such a simple thing that requires very little effort, but what if it was 10x the price, had a bunch more things that could break, and is useless in a power outage?

Always take my shits and then punch out for lunch right after. Also, never shit at home when you can get paid to shit.

lmao pretending like the democrats and republicans aren’t just wings of the party of capital

Get fucked ghoul

No age of consent in space

Never give 100%. Your normal performance should be 50% so if there’s ever a crisis you only need to go up to 60%. I used to work in a warehouse with like 5 people and we would fuck around so much. Sleeping on piles of cardboard, box jumps onto stacks of pallets. The best part was the warehouse manager really just didn’t care. He would often be the impetus behind slacking off like one time he said, “I bet you can’t beat the forklift in a race across the warehouse.” and we stopped working for 20-30 minutes to do a few time trials (I won).

I don’t know if this is a bit but it’s not about desexualization. It’s about not sexualizing things in the first place. We don’t need to desexualize anything. We just need to tell prudes to fuck off and do whatever we want. At the same time, fear of sexuality is a huge issue for most people. Fucking protestant culture ruined everything.

Why is there…electoral college. That is the dumbest, easiest to fix, thing ever

Stanford scientists have unfortunately taken their lives by shooting themselves in the back of the head, stuffing their lifeless corpses into oil drums, filling them with cement, and dumping them into the ocean.